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After convening with our illustrious service guild, Philip strides back into the clubhouse bearing tidings of triumph.

“Dennis has been fully serviced,” he proclaims, “his cylinder sharpened to a blade fit for kings, and he now stands ready for the 2026 season!”

Polished to a heroic gleam, every bolt shining like it’s been personally buffed by the Sun. He sits upon a patch of grass that has grown bold, complacent, perhaps even a touch arrogant during his absence. The blades of grass sway nervously, as if whispering among themselves: “He’s back.”

Dennis, meanwhile, gazes out with the quiet confidence of a seasoned warrior returning from a winter’s slumber. His posture says only one thing: “I'm ready now ... Release me!”

Posted by Cohen Pylott, 23rd January.

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This photograph was shared with the King in Catherine's letter.

Posted by Catherine, 15th December 2025.

Launa Ndawarda reports nothing untoward

A damp feel at the dew laden lawns which were all looking fine.
Pavilion, Croquet Shed and Equipment Store all opened and all ok.

Posted by Webmeister, 13th December 2025.

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